About

Oh hai!

What’s that, you want to know who I actually is? As in the real-world, biological lifeform, that’s typing these words?

Sorry. I keeps that info close to my (pert) chest. But I’ll divulge this much:

  • Older than I look.
  • Was online when the Internet was still steam-powered (or felt like it was).
  • Lives in the UK.
  • Is a Mac & a PC.

And that’s all you’re getting. If you get to know me well enough online, perhaps I’ll tell you more… 😉